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Thread: Oh, sheeit---just sheeit !!!!

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    Oh, sheeit---just sheeit !!!!

    FIRST SIGHTING ON MY PLACE IN 70 YEARS.....BASTAGES.....NEED I SAY MORE?!?!?!


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    You’re f’d! Better nip it in the bud if possible. Trust me on this. Those bastiges can take over in no time flat.

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    You are so right, I’ve seen it happen in other places.....we are declaring war on those bastages.....we are in SOS mode.....you know, “shoot-on-sight”.
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    And SDM - Size Don’t Matter!

    Sows, boars or piglets, knock ‘em down.

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    I was deer hunting a Wildlife Management Area here close to the house a while back and ran across a Game Warden. He told me if I see any hogs, no matter size or sex, just knock ‘em down. I can keep whatever I want, but if not, just leave ‘em layin’ there for the ‘possums and buzzards.

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    A 30 pound shoate is a plum delicacy, when cooked whole on a spit.
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    Yessir, but skinnin' and cleanin' those greasy bastages is a PITA. I talked to a guy in camp who said he wanted one, so I knocked one down and told him where he could find it!

    I'd walked in to my stand about 3/4 mile from the road and there are no motorized vehicles allowed off the dirt roads in the WMA. I wasn't about to drag that thing out whole just to give it away. Besides, they're hard to drag cause they ain't gots no handles on 'em!
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    I wish there was a way to find the assholes who are turning these things loose. They tear up habitat like crazy. But you know, there’s money being made off of hunting them. And where there’s money....


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    ......there’s assholes

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    We had an idiot turn 50 loose, up here, several years ago.. Some of your Okie hogs, Barry.. Took us several years - but we got them.. This is one of four I shot out of the combine..

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    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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    I'm at a stalemate here. For the life of me, I can't decide which one is the fugliest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HideHunter View Post
    We had an idiot turn 50 loose, up here, several years ago.. Some of your Okie hogs, Barry.. Took us several years - but we got them.. This is one of four I shot out of the combine..

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    You done a deed there, Hidehunter!

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    I’m doing a presentation in Opelousas, LA today, and a farmer was telling me he finally killed a huge boar hog that had chased down and killed seven of his grown cows and a bull..... ripped their stomachs open, and mostly ate them.
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    Damn, I’ve got a hog in my bucket list. But, I don’t need them running around my deer woods.


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    They’re so bad here I wouldn’t think of walking through the woods on public lands unarmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    I'm at a stalemate here. For the life of me, I can't decide which one is the fugliest.
    you hurt my feeling.. don't mind me.. I'll just assume the fetal position as I lay in my pool of emotional vomit..
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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