Quote Originally Posted by Big Muddy View Post
Has is not dawned on everyone to just revert back to the old practice of using only one sheet of toilet paper to wipe your but???
It takes a little practice, but it worked for the grunts, during WW2.
Plus, it's hard to find a Sears catalog these days and I need Cabela's for reading material. I suppose we could revert to corn cobs, but they're a bit rough on the hemorrhoids.