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    tuesday jokes of the day

    A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."

    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

    Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

    Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

    Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

    Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

    Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

    Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

    Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

    Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

    Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

    Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

    Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

    Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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