Couple of my favorites, if something is prevalent “you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one”. If a girl is known as a person of loose morals you would say “having sex with her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway” and one I heard from my brother about something great or something you like ‘it’s the tits”
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
He's dumber than a stump! (Or a box of rocks.)
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
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