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"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Who says the Ruskies don't have a sense of humor? I want one of these AK47 horns!
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies, "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.
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"Never try to fight an Old Dude. If you win, there's no glory; if you lose, your reputation is shot."
Do Midgets have to stand 3 feet apart? Asking for a friend.
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
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