"""A snowflake social worker from New York who was recently transferred to the mountains of Kentucky, was on the first tour of her new territory, when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the snowflake.
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the snowflake.
"'Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid.
"What's wrong with you people, are you never together as a family???", protested the snowflake."
''Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse."""