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    We are truly living in Bizarre World:

    We are truly living in Bizarre World:

    . If a man pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
    . Somehow It's un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
    . Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
    . It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it's an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
    .Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
    . Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
    . Citizens are fined if they don't buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
    . People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
    . Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
    . People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for college degrees.
    . Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dogs are vaccinated.
    . Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any Central-American who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
    . $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for "free" health care for illegals is not.
    . If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
    . Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
    . People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
    . Illegals don't pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
    . We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
    . Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
    . Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
    . Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
    . Criminals are caught and released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad.
    . In a Pandemic, Churches must close, but Murderous Abortion Clinics are listed as essential and must stay open.
    . And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes you a "racist".
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    Racist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Racist!
    Trump Card always beats The Race Card.

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