Grasshoppers don't read well. Has to do with beady eyes, or something.
FWIW, I have a pile of Famotidine. I had to get that when Zantac (Ranitidine) was found to cause cancer. I don't take Zyrtec because us old heart patients aren't supposed to take some antihistamines. Or maybe it's epinepherin. Or maybe it's Jack Daniels. Man, I am not sure any more.