People who wear Crocs remind me of an old buddy of mine, Alex. I swear, he always dated the fugliest wimmins on earth. When I questioned him about it, he said they were the best lay you could ever ask for ('cause they had to try harder). Everybody I know who wears Crocs, talks about how comfortable they are, but all they do is remind me of old Alex. I never tried to verify his claim either.