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    four score and sever years ago

    my wife made the worst mistake in her life, she said "I Do" which turned out to be the best decision I ever made. Three sons and 4 1/2 grand kids later we're doing A OK.


    Actually it's only 47.1 % of that but I hope for at least another 28.7%

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    QA, only 8% of marriages make it to their 50th year anniversary.....me and my sweetie made it there, just a couple of weeks, ago.
    So, I bought her a Cadillac XT5 and a Hawaii vacation.
    She certainly deserved both, just for putting up with all my hunting and fishing, thru the years.....heck, I almost missed the birth of our first born because the crappie spawn was red hot that year.

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    Congrats to both of you!

    I think we’re gonna need a pic of Muddy in a flowery shirt!

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    Viva Renaldo!

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    Congrats fellas.


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    Is he aware he gets laid when he steps off the plane ?
    He better double up on heart meds!


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    Congrats! First wife and I are closing in on 50 this December.. We might make it.. This Covid thing has her bored out of her skull and as near as I can ascertain.. it's my fault..
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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    I'm still trying to figure out how many years "sever" is.
    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    I think that means when his wife severed his nuts and started carrying them in her purse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    I think that means when his wife severed his nuts and started carrying them in her purse.

    BkB
    That pretty much happened well before the actual wedding day but they're encased in velvet. She's a good wife and doesn't tell anyone that, she even gives people the impression that I make the decisions

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    Congrats to you long-married folk.

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