Sunday Funny

[Thumper]

A mayfly, looking pissed-off at a female mayfly, says, “ What do you mean not tonight, we only live 24 hours.”

[airbud7]

hahaha.../Not!...What the heck Thumper?.....if that joke was a horse I'd have to shoot it!

[BarryBobPosthole]

If that joke was a woman in at bar at 2:00 AM I’d pass on it.
BKB

[airbud7]

I'd rather slide down a sliding board full of razor blades into a pool of rubbing alcohol than to hear that joke again!

[Thumper]

If that joke was a woman in at bar at 2:00 AM I’d pass on it. BKB

I seriously doubt that, by 2:00 AM you’d have your beer goggles on.

[BarryBobPosthole]

I seriously doubt that, by 2:00 AM you’d have your beer goggles on.

I traded those in for a spot at the bar close to the toilet.

BKB

[Thumper]

That ol’ prostate tends to change your habits, don’t it? 😩

[airbud7]

That ol’ prostate tends to change your habits, don’t it? ��

ain't that the truth!...I wish I could sleep more than 4 hours without having to get up and piss/ Grrrr!