Ummmm, thinking about it, I guess there was a time .... waaaaaay back when, when I did have a lot of dreams .... wet ones!

I actually still remember one of them. Fitting subject also ... I DREAM of Jeannie! I used to get so pissed off watching that show and thought "Major Nelson" HAD to be a fag. Jeannie was all but BEGGING for it and he never did a thing about it. In my dream, I decided I was gonna trim her horns for her and take care of business since he wouldn't do it himself! I mean, think about it, it'd been a couple thousand years and she'd evidently never been boinked. What a waste. Well, I dreamed Tony was out of the picture and I was her master and .... well, I woke up! Dang-it! To this day I can remember trying to go back to sleep and pick up where I left off. It didn't work.