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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
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    Humor II



    Why cats aren’t allowed on pirate ships.

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    Smart cat! He's only trying to get that old picaroons attention to tell him he doesn't know how to use a spyglass!
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    I wondered if anyone else would notice that.


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    I fart whenever I want now. Just ask my Mrs, she will confirm.


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    Have to admit you had me scratching my head for about 5 seconds but finally got it.

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    I can't tell what the items on the ground are so I don't have a clue

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Interesting .... most likely, only a skydiver would get that one. I wonder if Larson ever jumped?
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    Terminal velocity has been reached

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    This probably happens to Thump all the time. He may even do it on purpose




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Terminal velocity has been reached
    Free Skydiving lesson.

    If you have a catastrophic failure of the main canopy (I'd consider a piano for a main canopy to be catastrophic), you have a (usually smaller) reserve chute to handle the emergency. He has the reserve rip cord in his hand, but the reserve is an anchor! Not much improvement.

    Unlike the cartoon, the main is cut-away (a separate handle) before deploying the reserve ... otherwise, there's a high risk of entanglement between the main and the reserve, rendering BOTH useless.

    See? This place can actually be educational.

    Now, if somebody would kindly explain the King Kong cartoon, I'd appreciate it. I'm assuming the poodle's owner got smurshed as the end of the leash appears to be under Kong. But I don't get the folding chair in the street and don't know what the small objects are by the chair. This one kind of shot over my head I guess ... which some of Larsons work does at times.
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    If we tell you then its less funny, Daryl. Besides now we can laugh at the joke and you too! Bonus!

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    No prob, I'll have Q/A 'splain it to me.

    Oh, and YOU sir, need to go grab a tall stool ... I'll wait.
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    I’m as lost as you are in this one Thump. It must be beneath our level.


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    Do the mittens look familiar to you?

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    I wasn't expecting anything so modern. I guess the blue thing is his mask

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    Ok, I guess it was Bernie hisownfineself. I'da prolly never figured it out.


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    Now that's a club sammich I prolly wouldn't order.

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    That has to be one of the best ones yet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
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