A woman is in a hospital. She has been in a coma for some months with no signs of life.
One day as a nurse is giving the woman a sponge bath, she happens to rub a sponge across the comatose woman’s vagina. The woman’s body shudders. The nurse had never seen this response before so she rubs the woman’s vagina with the sponge again and gets the same response.
She calls the doctor in and shows him what is happening and he thinks it’s a very great response. He says “we need to get her husband in here right away”.
The husband is called in and the Doctor tells him, “we have a very unusual idea, we think that if you have oral sex with your wife, she may come out of the coma”. The husband is willing to try anything because he loves his wife very much.
The Doctor tell him that they will pull the curtain and close the door so that he can have some privacy.
The Doctor and nurse are outside in the hall for about 10 minutes when suddenly the life support equipment goes off and the woman’s heart stops.
The Doctor and nurse rush into the room and ask the husband what happened. He replies “I think she choked”.
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