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  1. 06-17-2021, 01:52 PM #1
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    Just when you think you've seen everything

    something new happens. I was asked today if I would be willing to preach a funeral service for a man I've never met nor any of his family. I've never even met any of his friends. I have no idea how all this came about but it's not the kind of situation you can reject out of hand. I just got thru mining the family for some information so it looks like 10 Am monday I'll be in a dress shirt and tie melting in the hot sun in the local cemetery
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    I'm greatly considering writing my own obituary (probably need to get started - just in case ) .. but never considered conducting the ceremony.. Good luck...
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    I’ve always liked George Bernard Shaw’s epitaph:


    “I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.”

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    Here lies Lester Moore
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    Just go easy on the Bloody Mary's before the service!

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