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    Dad's soon to be 90.. He's a poet. My sister's an artist.. I have no talent..

    My Dad (will be 90 on this birthday) is an accomplished poet.. I finally see I inherited some of his talent.. I drink..

    "CIRCULATION AND NAVIGATION"

    THE DAYS SEEM HOT, THE NIGHTS ARE COLDER;
    CIRCULATION IS BAD SINCE I'M GETTING OLDER.
    CAN'T SEE SO WELL AND I CAN'T HEAR,
    DON'T MEAN I CAN'T ENJOY A BEER.

    I DON'T MOVE TOO FAST; MY STEP NOT SO QUICK,
    NEVER THOUGHT TO WALK I'D USE A STICK.
    GOT LOTS OF MEMORIES OF PLACES I'VE BEEN,
    DRANK MOST EVERYTHING THERE - INCLUDING THE GIN.

    MY HAIR'S NOW WHITE - WHAT LITTLE I HAVE,
    MY BACK, LEGS AND ARMS SMELL A LOT LIKE SALVE.
    NOT SURE WHAT I WAS DRINKIN' - MADE ME FEEL NUMB,
    FOUND OUT LATER - IT WAS THE RUM.

    BUT I'LL KEEP GOING AS LONG AS I'M ABLE,
    IM A LITTLE SHAKY AND AND NOT TOO STABLE.
    GETTING DOWN THE STAIRS SEEMS QUITE RISKY,
    BUT I STILL ENJOY A DRINK OF WHISKEY.

    A FAVORITE IS A DRINK NOT TOO WELL KNOWN,
    THEY'RE "QUIET" - AND *GOOD* - AT MAKING THEIR OWN.
    SO' I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING - I CAN DRINK IT ALL,
    IF YOU CAN GET IT IN A GLASS, AND IT'S GOT ALCOHOL!
    "SMe"

    Cheers.. ��
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    don't sell yourself short HH. You're one of the finest brown likker samplers I know

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    I can tell that there’s one apple that didn’t fall far from the tree! Happy birthday Pop! You raised a goodun and created an enigma all at the same time.



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    I think you misspelled enema.
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    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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