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    Tree rats

    All my life I've been a squirrel hunter. Loved it. I used to take my vacation the first cool week of the season instead of deer hunting. 22 or shotgun it didn't matter although I preferred to still hunt rather than using a dog. Slipping along on a cool morning listening for a limb to shake or an acorn to fall or maybe the rik rik rik of them cutting a hickernut. I've had many a neck ache from looking up a big pine or a hickory, seeing bits and pieces falling but unable to see the squirrel. Loved to hunt the morning after a rain, you could catfoot thru the woods like a ghost. Sometimes it would take 30 minutes to cover 50 yds and he'd never know you were there until that 40 grain long rifle hit him. One year I had 32 kills in 32 shots, all in the head. If I didn't kill a hundred or more it was a bad season.

    Loved to eat them too, momma would parboil them and fry for breakfast with gravy and biscuits...... a meal fit for a king. Sometimes she'd pressure cook a bunch of them and take the bones out, add some rabbit, venison or whatever else was handy and make a big spicy mulligan so thick your fork would stand up in it.

    Then we moved out in the boondocks and I hate the destructive little bastages. First couple of years here my neighbor kept them killed out of his bird feeders so they weren't a problem, then he moved. Now the bushy tailed little demons over run the place. Last year they got every pecan off my tree in August before they were anywhere near ripe. Every single one, I didn't get the first pecan. I killed 16 and several more carried lead with them as they left. This year they're trying to eat all my pears so I'm at war with them again. Not to mention they tear up my wife's bird feeders and dig holes all over my yard. They're more destructive than termites. Add the fact that old arthritic hands struggle with cleaning them and it's much harder to gnaw off the bone now, I don't enjoy eating them as much

    I kill them year round now, nothing cute about them anymore. I don't even fool with a 22, I just blow them away with a load of high brass 7 1/2's.

    I hate the destructive little bastages
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    Yep, it's now confirmed. You've attained full-blown curmudgeon status.
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    It came up on me kinda sudden, I was just a carefree easy going fella and then BAM, I woke up one morning a curmudgeon. I don't know how it happened

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    I thinkyou should plant some peaches. They prolly could use some fruit in their diet.

    I haven’t had a peach off my trees since the second year after I planted them. Now the top rail of my fence has peach pits lined up on it from end to end.

    It keeps them off my tomatoes though.

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    Don’t get me started. I’ve gotten so few tomatoes this year - 6 from a total is 6 - that I can count them. The furry little Vee mine aren’t even waiting long enough for them to get ripe at this point. Living in town, I have to be a little more discreet and use a Gamo air rifle.


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    QA, you need to put up a feeder and start finishing those off a bit.

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    Viva Renaldo!

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    If you didn’t know, QA that grumpy old owl is supposed to be you.
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    Not in less that owl has a shotgun. I’m grumpy and deadly where squirrels are concerned

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    Sept.. 4th.. and I'm ready. I need to lay up a few before I have to climb in that damned combine.
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    Do they not get the warbles like rabbits? They started a June season here a few years back. But, I’ve been nervous about eating them in the warm weather.


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    I pitch the squirrels with warbles in the weeds. An old timer I used to hunt with said "Them things don't eat much, you're throwin' away some good eatin'..." But then, old Carl would fight you over the squirrel brains. I make white chili or tortilla soup out of them anymore.
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    Our season traditionally opens August 15 and I’ve hunted them since I was a kid. Can’t recall ever coming across any with warbles.


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    We try to get out a few times each season to hunt them from a boat. Cook breakfast on a camp stove, shoot squirrels, drink coffee, solve all the world's problems...

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    They don't seem to get wolves here.. I've only seen two bots in my life and both were on dogs. I do think they show up on cattle occasionally. Guys who have them tell me they come off with the hide.. don't affect the meat.. Son and SIL have come to enjoy hunting them almost as much as I do.. 100_0958.JPG100_3164.JPG100_2707.JPG
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    Oh, and the kids.. Grandson is starting college this week.. My granddaughter is now a sergeant in the Guard.. IMG_4338.JPGIMG_6110.JPG 74789171_600231817451538_2979038622730158080_n.jpg
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    Neat stuff guys.
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    Now I'm hungry.

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