People wonder why I’m crazy

[quercus alba]

Conversation I just had with mrs Q

Where’s your toolbox?
I don’t have a tool box.

You used to have one
I don’t have a tool box anymore

Where’s that box you keep your tools in? I don’t have a tool box.

Where’s you socket wrenches?
I don’t have a socket set.

You used to have a set
I don’t have a socket set anymore

Where do you keep your sockets? They’re scattered around

Where? All around. Where? Around, that’s what scattered means

You don’t have a toolbox?
No, I don’t have a toolbox or a socket set and what I do have is scattered around

Where can I find some wrenches? What kind of wrenches? The ones you kept in your toolbox

AAARRRGGG

[BarryBobPosthole]

QAs wife: So you don’t have a tool box. You certainly have a tool SHED.

BKB

[quercus alba]

Lots of troof there.

[BarryBobPosthole]

Sorry. It was like that fat pitch the Cards closer just threw i. The bottom of the 9th. The batter didn’t pass that up either.
BKB