That reminds me of a story.

Several years ago I was in a car wreck and my forehead had a gash that was about three inches long and a half inch wide all the way to the bone.

I was sent to a plastic surgeon to have it stitched up. He commented to me that he could fix it up and added that he would make me pretty. I told him that I didn’t think he was that good. He said, “You’re probably right, but I can give you a nice set of boobs.”


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