This is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever experienced! I've been trying all morning to talk to a fucking human being at the IRS. I've determined it's an impossibility. I've been searching the net and calling every "how to talk to a fucking human being at the IRS" number listed. They ALL end up looping back to the same useless recorded message that offers NOTHING regarding my question. After following the same exact prompts I get with every call, it ends up at the same place ... telling me the status of my return (which is, "it's being processed").
I just went back through my call list and have called
NINE different numbers ... they ALL go to the same recorded message. I've also been told to call my local IRS office for an appointment. We DO have a local IRS office ... appointments only. So, I called for an appointment, but guess what? I get the same mother fucking recording ... just one vicious, worthless circle! No way to make an appointment. No way to leave a call-back number. No way to talk to a living, breathing, human being.
Ok, I decided to try the option the recording gives. Instead of calling, the recording tells me to go to the IRS website to inquire there. What does that get me? The same exact thing as the recording ... in print form!
Nine phone numbers (so far) plus the official website and I got nuttin'!!
What a worthless pieceofshitmotherfuckingbottomfeedingtrumpetmonkey organization we have here.
Edit: I just found phone number #10. It's for the local IRS office to make an appointment. I was about to call when I noticed this printed on a banner a couple lines below the number:
This office is closed and works like a virtual assistant now.
I'll give you ONE guess as to where that takes me! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!