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    Lost my virginity today

    I’m trapped in Walmart waiting on a couple of new tires and via piped in music I had my first Taylor Swift experience. Some drivel about never ever getting back together and I thought is this garbage what’s taking the world by storm? Average voice average looks average body and teenybopper music.

    No wonder the suicide rate is so high
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    ‘Trapped in Walmart, force fed pop music’……oh the humanity!

    The thought of all of those yoga pants and all that cottage cheese.

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    It amazes me sometimes to see how far spandex can actually stretch.


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    They have a little room/alcove with a few chairs and some uninteresting magazines where you can wait for them to overcharge you for their service. I was in there there with two well behaved ladies in modest attire of about 30 and 50 years of age, neither of whom liked Taylor Swift so it wasn't a terrible experience aside from the music
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    I said something bad about Taylor Swift 5 years ago and I have still yet to recover...?

    Don't talk about Taylor Swift in front of your Grand Kids!

    Just Saying.

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