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    Ammo situation

    This ammunition situation is getting desperate. This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and a gorgeous young woman was filling up her car at the next pump.
    She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very seductive voice, "I'm a big believer in barter honey. Would you be interested in a trade of really good sex for some ammo?"

    I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, possibly, just what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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    Too bad she was looking for magnums, huh?

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    BAM!
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    Dear Penthouse Forum....


    Damn Barry - that's harder than I'd slam a door..
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    I had a line about 22 shorts I was gonna use but it seemed to harsh.

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    So did she have any 22-250 or .204 ammo? I can only assume that you didn't pass up such an opportunity for more ammo.

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    Hide musta been shootin' blanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Skyz View Post
    So did she have any 22-250 or .204 ammo? I can only assume that you didn't pass up such an opportunity for more ammo.
    I took all the .22-250 but I don't have a .204.. Do you want her number?
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

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