We'll do a poll to judge the finalists.
BKB
Here's my first submission.....for a resident irishman no less
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.
A guy further west is named Posthole
Has awareness not unlike that of-a Mole
It's Civics he flunked
Smart guys he has punked
His politics are down in a deep hole
The other direction is a Thump
His face is like a nuclear dump
but trinkets he can find
by using only his mind
His income now gets quite the Bump
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
There's a lot more words that rhyme with Bucky than there is with Posthole, there pal!
BKB
Then there is this site we all read
Made up of Reb's, Yankees and half breeds
Though the discussions stay mild
They can get pretty wild
When Bucky and Posthole take lead
Here our stories are told
From great hunts to favorite fishing holes
But then we have Thump
An old man on a stump
Telling us tales of the junk he has sold.
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
Your souls should be scrubbed hard with Boron,
This, from the mouth of a moron,
You're quite reprehensible,
Quite indispensable,
I'm glad I got my Al Gore-on
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
There's an ugly old fart here named Bucky,
Who's got a big problem that's sucky,
We know he's a dufe,
Wimmins call him a goof,
So it's no wonder he never gets lucky!
^^^^ Failpay attention to the syllables, dufus
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Pony tail quite long and hairy,
Without a shirt he's quite scary.
He ain't quite right,
But still very bright,
We know him and love him as Barry.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
There's another old fart here named Barry,
Who's face needs to be shaved 'cause it's hairy,
He's as fugly as sin,
Okie dogs call him kin,
And what's worse is we know he's a fairy!
Then there's the dude we call Len,
Like Bucky he's fugly as sin,
He's a bass fishing yuppie,
But can't catch a guppy,
A fish-off he'd never win.
'Course there's always that ol' man JB,
Who's so tall Cappy comes to his knee,
If Southern he'd be super,
But we know he's a Yooper,
So all he should do is bite me!
I have to assume you're talkin' to Bucky. (?)Originally Posted by LJ3
^^^^ Fail
It's pretty clear I'm in the lead here... far more clever than the rest a you dufes.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
There once was a farmer named Eddie
who used Sea Foam to make sure he was ready.
He ate it on his beans,
and put it in his machines,
and even on his wife's favorite teddy.
BKB
There's a super-dufe here we call Tic,
Who just loves to drive lickety-split.
He was stopped for a ticket,
Told the cop he could lick-it,
Then got hauled to the jailhouse right quick.
GoodHunting needed a new home.
Across the ‘net we did roam.
We found a new place,
With gigabyte space
Now we post all day long with aplomb.
Uuum. Niner playing with buttons again.
What's all that stuff? Lol
What choo tawkin' 'bout????
On my phone it shows all the HTML stuff and its about a gazillion lines long. Lol
This forum has but only one girl
That seems to always be in a whirl
She loves using the comma
And voted for Obama
Poor punctuation makes Bill's hair curl
Lol you are wrong about one thing!
I DID NOT VOTE FOR OBAMA AND NEVER WILL!!!
This is what I see with your post:
Attachment 860
Attachment 861
And it goes on and on!!!
Arty post is fine:
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Last edited by Sunshine; 03-14-2013 at 07:08 PM.
ODD!!! I typed it up in Word and pasted it here. Looks normal on my confuser.
Let's try 'er again.....
GoodHunting needed a new home.
Across the 'net we did roam.
We found a new place,
With gigabyte space.
Now we post all day with aplomb.
Can ya sees that normal-like Sunny??????
AND I GOTS NOOOOO IDEA WHAT THEM SMILIES ARE DOING ON MY POST.
Posthole's one about Ed is ahead
Course he's smart, though politically dead
his brain works like silk
if you favor his ilk
But for me, I'm headed to bed
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
I see the same thing Sunny is talking about Niner... I noticed it the other day on another thread you did too but did not comment on it.
It is a LONG buncha' stuff
Take Care, Captain
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A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
While Ticboy dreams of the lead,
I think brain cells he must need,
He believes he's so clever,
With this simple endeavor,
He's clearly been smokin' weed.
Attachment 865
Yep it's fine!
Odd. Must be an Apple iPhone thing. I check it on my confuser with Firefox and IE and see no strangeness. I also looked at it with my Droid...all looked normal there too.
That danged George Bush....er I mean Steve Jobs.
There's also a dufbutt named Ed,
Who's pecker is totally dead.
Oh he loves Jessie Jackson,
And his cohort Al Sharpton,
Even studies their books in bed.
We all know that Tarheel called Larke,
Who now is an old has-been Narc.
He's a real little runt,
And he thinks he can hunt,
But it's rarely he hits his mark.
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