I'm thinking Thump never played the drums.
Just a wild guess.
I'm thinking Thump never played the drums.
Just a wild guess.
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There is an ol' gal named Sunny,
Who is a sweet little honey,
And she hangs out with us,
Even though we may cuss,
'Cause she thinks we're kinda funny.
I can't help it if you can't find the rhythm.Originally Posted by Buckrub
Oh, I play drums very well, good sir.
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Don't you mean the skin flute?
Later dufe ... I'm hittin' the rack.
I was starting to worry about what you were goingto rhyme with runt.
BKB
I guess we should give Jimmy what is called an MME in the limerick world. Morphine margin of error.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Syllables Schmyllables ... I'm the PumPHeAd SysOP ... I can make my own rules!
Thumper and eddie have fits
getting our girl-folks to show us her tits.
But she says "keep your hands
off my mammary glands"
or I'll blacken your eyes with my fists.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
Lol good one HideHunter!!
So you musta seen that pic!!
ROTFLMAO
Ha ha HH! GOOD one!
There once was a man named Gus.
He has a really big dick and can drive wimmin wild.
Game, set and match.
A man gets one great horse and one great dog in his life, a damn lucky man might get two.
Dude, No Haiku allowed!
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Gunth.. made me laugh out loud.. Good one..
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
There was an old man names Gus
a delusional and ornery cus
From behind his horse he drove like a sled
Even though his horse, it was quite dead
And now his pecker is full of pus
“ No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave”
James Burg, An Enquiry into, Public Errors, Defects and Abuses 1775
Beer is the liquid of kings
It is the finest of things!
I went two and a months
Without the first sip
But ive been drinking since 4 so fuck it
Do Arty and Trav have the same mother?
Just curious.
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I went fishing for 3 days in a row
And I took neither gun nor a bow
but the total is 2
and I'm bluer than blue
For Ed's spots I simply don't know
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There once was a feller named Gus
who's dog got mashed by a bus
He said tis a pity
but I've still got my kitty
whom I prefer, so what's the big fuss
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
There's an okie round here we call Barry
whose girlfriend was both fat and hairy
he broke out his razor
and proceeded to shave her
and discovered she really was Larry
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Bucky wanted a 257 on his team
but funds were a little lean
he spoke of his plite
but mama wouldn't bite
so it remains only a dream
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
We have a guy named fast eddie
and he posts here fairly steady
he's crude as can be
cause off his deck he does pee
but should look before he's ready
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
Good one, QA! One of the pitfalls of having an easy name to rhyme.
BKB
Our resident pumphead is named Thumper
if a woman is around he will jump her
between eight and eighty
blind, crippled or crazy
in his dreams he'll still try to hump her
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Best. one. yet.
BKB
Now Larke is well known on this site
and his bark is as big as his bite
but his bark's kinda small
cause he ain't very tall
but we'd never make fun of his height
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Now Ed's like his ole buddy Thump
who occasionally gets in a slump
but Eddie's no dope
he's got a goat on a rope
tied up right next to a stump
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Now len is much of a man
or so he tells us whenever he can
but on a dark night
a ghost gave him a fright
now he keeps his watch cat close at hand
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Now Bucky's an unfortunate chap
he gets lost while reading his map
His lease is all bare
not a feather nor hair
so he went home and took him a nap
that last one was kinda weak, think my creativity has gone south. maybe tomorrow
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
I'm about ready to declare QA the champ, poll or no poll.
BKB
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