Ole Tee Dub's a pretty good guy
but his farts will bring tears to your eye
he once dropped his smoke
and this ain't no joke
he singed all the hair off his thigh
Ole Tee Dub's a pretty good guy
but his farts will bring tears to your eye
he once dropped his smoke
and this ain't no joke
he singed all the hair off his thigh
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
The tundra called out Postholes name
come up here and hunt some big game
before he was thru
he shot the balls off a boo
the boo thought that sure was a shame
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Big Sky is a stone cold killer
if a coyote comes by he will driller
but the flu laid him low
and now he can't go
he's laid up in bed on a pillow
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Hanks grilled treats really are kicking
bodaciously good finger licking
Sitting there on his rear
with a cold case of beer
it was Hank drunk instead of the chicken
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
I had NO idea, Vince.
I bow before you. You make want to quit trying.
(Can you fish too??)
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A handsome young lad, this QA
quite a hit with the ladies they say
with his body so buff
he was really hot stuff
it was hard to keep the women at bay
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
The Limerick King is QA
He lives way down in L.A.
his memory is shot
his bragging is not
But he pumps 'em out all the day
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I do tolerable well fishing, Bucky. Just don't have the time. With a 95 year old dad to care for with his yard and my yard, working full time, teaching two bible classes and trying to squeeze in some time for mama and the boys, don't leave much me time. Right now, I sitting here listening for dad to get up (baby monitor) so I can run over there before he falls. Independant ole cuss. I think I've been three times in the last two years
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
I understand. I've been over next door to explain to my 85 y/o mother what the letters mean that she gets in the mail.........and to fix her TV........and her phone..........and try to find her another car!!
I went three times this week, out of sheer orneryness. I hadn't been since October. I caught 2 fish, in 3 trips. Boat is put up for now. Life just gets in the way.
BUT.........that was pure sarcasm! I meant, if you can hunt, and cook, and successfully chase women, AND write great Limericks.............I just wondered if you could fish too??!!!!!!
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I used to tournament fish a little. Won some lost some, got on a jig fishing kick for a while but my true love is panfishing with a flyrod. Never cared much for trot lines or yoyos or nets
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Hidehunter lives up to his name
killing varmints is his acclaim
be it rifle or rod
they all bite the sod
and that is his claim to fame
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein