Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: This Trashy Bastage

  1. #1
    Administrator Captain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    NC/SC
    Posts
    10,110

    This Trashy Bastage

    Has been strutting and gobblin' his ass off at 80+ yards of me all morning and I CANNOT get him to commit to making another step forward...
    Could have something to do with those 4 hens he's got beside him...
    Take Care Captain

    Sent from my iPhone using Forum Runner
    Attached Images Attached Images
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

  2. #2
    pUMpHEAD SYSOp Thumper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Mickey Mouseville, Florida
    Posts
    23,922
    How 'bout a head shot with a .22?

  3. #3
    Administrator BarryBobPosthole's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Owasso, OK
    Posts
    22,296
    Patience is a virtue, my son.

    ~somebody probably

  4. #4
    Administrator LJ3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Leesburg, VA
    Posts
    6,590
    or a 25.06... Just sayin'.
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

  5. #5
    Delta Dufus Big Muddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Flatlands
    Posts
    9,602
    Cap, you need to send him a message in "turkey talk"....tell him that your pecker is bigger than his, and to come on over there to you, and ya'll will measure dicks.
    Southern Gentleman

  6. #6
    Administrator Captain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    NC/SC
    Posts
    10,110
    All good ideas...But I have it in my mind that I can out smart him in the next few days. No comments please
    Take Care, Captain

    Sent from my iPhone using Forum Runner
    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

  7. #7
    Administrator LJ3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Leesburg, VA
    Posts
    6,590
    Sounds like your best bet is draggin your Dad out there with you so you can focus properly
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

  8. #8
    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) HideHunter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    SE Iowa
    Posts
    2,480
    Anyone who would shoot a turkey with a rifle would steal chickens, eat bass, rape babies, pot ducks on the water and/or spit tabacky on the church floor.

    Good luck Cap'n. Not much more fun than targeting one individual turkey. Get him.
    If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.
But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"

Our Friend, Tony "Gator" Hunter 1953-2007