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    Good Relaltionship Advice

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing

    every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,

    feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs

    she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of

    time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking

    the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately

    as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up

    and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband

    and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can

    you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and

    Wednesdays, But on Fridays, I fish."

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    Friday is always the tough day.

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    What an idiot.

    He should fish on Wednesdays.
    WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.

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