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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Big Skyz's Avatar
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    Zombie's are real...

    I know, because I are one. Well at least I feel like the living dead today. I've got a terrible chest cold along with a fever that keeps me delirious every other minute. I feel miserable but not miserable enough to not work. Hate these tweener type colds. Too sick to feel good, but not sick enough to stay in bed all day. Thank goodness for modern medicine otherwise I probably would be in bed all day. Oh and before y'all start harping on why would I go into work and expose all those students to this bug...Where the heck do you think I got it from in the first place? Every other student is running around here with a cough and a runny nose. IS IT SUMMER BREAK YET?

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    Dang Troy, seems like you've caught every bug that's come along lately. You need to carry around a can of Lysol or something in that classroom!

    Hope you feel better soon. I just got over my last chest cold and the after effects lasted a month. Those things are annoying as hell.

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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Big Skyz's Avatar
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    BBP, I agree. I don't know what's going on this year. I've caught more colds and flu's this year than any other year. All kinds of nasty little bugs floating around this year. I just hope this latest bug doesn't hold on for 6 weeks like the last one.

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    Wonder how much Seafoam you'd have to drink to prevent colds?

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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Big Skyz's Avatar
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    Ask Eddie, I'm sure he's tried it.

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    Better stay away from those Asian chickens then...
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    Ya gots too much blood in your alcohol system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Skyz View Post
    Ask Eddie, I'm sure he's tried it.

    Two tablespoons of SeaFoam will make you happy, happy, happy!!!....zombies only need to sniff the lid of the can to cure a puny little chest cold.
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    Chuck Norris uses Sea Foam to cure his hemorrhoids.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have hemorrhoids....but, if he did, he'd cauterize them with red hot coals, then smear habernero ointment in his azzhole.
    Last edited by Big Muddy; 04-24-2013 at 06:23 PM.
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    Afterwards, he'd pee his name in old concrete.
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    Severa lof my tennis girls have sinus colds right now. I have been lucky so far. This has been one of the coldest nastiest springs in a long time.
    We have so many rain outs or snow outs that we have 10 matches in a row. So much for a practice any time in the next two weeks.

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    No doubt:

    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke

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