Wait a minute... just playing devils advocate here. Aren't you the dufus that ran your tractor in to a cab bending branch? Granted, she could have shown some concern and what not
Glad you said it ... I was afraid to. I think I learned that in "Truck Driving 101" class.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"