Twisty McDroops-a-lot

[FooBang]

That is the name I've given this deer, who has been hanging around my house going on 3 years now. Sorry for the blurry photo-- It was literally taken from my breakfast table through a screen window (during hurricane Sandy last year.)
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If the power outage had lasted another week, I'd call him "dinner." We had no grocery stores open and the line for gas to drive anywhere else was nearly 1.5 miles long. If I had tried to get gas, they woulda run out before I woulda gotten to the front anyways. So, I was looking at this guy pretty hard. Sizing him up for venison chops. Hunting or shooting of any kind is illegal where I live, so these buggers traipse about with impugnity.

--Foo

[Buckrub]

Hey. I see the resemblance.

[Bwana]

An arrow is a silent but deadly option and that would make a cool european mount.

Just saying.

[FooBang]

Believe me, Bwana, it took all of the self-control I could muster to keep from taking the shot. I told the wife that I was gonna shoot through the kitchen screen if he kept hanging out 6 feet behind me. He deserved it!

[Chicken Dinner]

Cool rack. I'd pop a cap in his a$$ for sure.