A couple things... (1) Your Dogtooth trip is on my bucket list. (b) The matching hats are a bit much, you should focus on being your own individual redneckselves. (iii) I had a thought that if I ever went on another fishing trip like that we'd have a big poster that was the leader board for the day. Track big fish, most fish or whatever. But at some point whoever is at the bottom of the board has to take a walk to the river and fish for a minimum of 10 minutes with a properly rigged pink Barbie fishing pole. All others welcome to bring cameras and photograph the aforementioned event

(d) Oh, and congrats on making the Senior Walleye Tour!