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    Where's Cappy when ya' needs him? Sheeesh, all this girl-talk from youse Martha Stewart wanabe's is getting sickening! Heck, next week youse dufes are prolly gonna start discussin' who makes the best panty-hose!

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    Man, those mexican strawberries look awesome!
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    Yea, I hit on it earlier but could not get a rise out of this crowd. Guess they was all out checking there meat!
    I had some GREAT pulled pork yesterday at Dead End BBQ in Tennessee, and no work or cleanup...
    If you look back at the folks that invented them grills and stuff, it was probably a woman. Trying to make it manly to cook outside so they would not have to. I call BS on it all. If its harder than an egg to cook it needs a woman to do it!
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    For some odd reason, I think these ladies are ignoring us Cappy. Prolly busy washing the BBQ sauce spatters out'ta their skirts.

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    Or the supper dishes....



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    Or gettin' their nails did.

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    Dang, ya"ll....and, I was just thinking about my Labor Day meal prep:

    Chateaubriand
    Hollandaise sauce
    A medley of Mediterranean-style braised veggies
    Kibbee wrapped in grape leaves
    Flaming rum-soaked cherries jubilee topped with real whipped cream
    Hot Bananas-Foster
    Crème bruillet
    Chilled Chianti served in frosted wine glasses


    Ya'll made me feel so guilty, now, I'm just gonna have hot dogs and Koolaid, and deer-butt cake.


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    I think Eddie's starting to get a bit "light in his loafers" ... ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo.

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    Thump, surely you know that was "TIC" ,


    (Tongue in cheek)


    However, I DO think the deer-butt cake is cool!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Muddy View Post
    Thump, surely you know that was "TIC" ,


    (Tongue in cheek)


    However, I DO think the deer-butt cake is cool!!!
    Oh yeah, I know ... but I'll have to admit ... you did hit on a major weakness of mine. At least I "think" you did .... not sure what crème bruillet is, but decent crème brûlée is to die for!

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    Yep, I like it, too....I like that kibbee stuff, too, prefer the raw to the cooked....you ever tried it???
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    I absolutely love lamb chops and can just about eat my weight in them. Otherwise, I'm not super fond of lamb. I've had baked kibbeh, but not the raw version. Again, not one of my favorites ... heck, I'm not even crazy about meatloaf, especially if lamb is mixed with it.

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    funny how some people can talk all day about food, and the various kinds of it, but won't lift a finger to fix any of it.

    Guess they never read The Little Red Hen.
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    Hey, I never said I CAN'T cook ... I just said I DON'T cook. Big difference. I can feed myself if needed ... heck, I can also change the oil in my own car ... doesn't mean I'm gonna do it myself if I don't have to.

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    No, not same.

    You don't cook but you want others to do it for you free. You sit on your ugly fat white butt and make HER do it. And brag on it. Even if you can do it better. Do you have ANY idea the 'rewards' you'd get if you took that burden from her, did it BETTER than she does it, and let HER say "I don't cook"????

    Do you, dude?

    I've seen you eat. You (like me) LOVE to eat. That is the SOLE reason I learned to cook. It is the SOLE reason I cook.

    But the side benefits are tremendous, also.

    Now, you keep doing it your way and don't let me influence you any. Wouldn't want you to admit you were wrong even a little bit, would we?

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    Well ... here's the deal. Lynn is a gourmet cook and LOVES to cook ... it's her passion. The TV is locked on every cooking show known to man when she's home. She's been to a zillion cooking classes and even worked for years as a food broker. Food is what she does and preparing it is what she enjoys. You wouldn't believe the enjoyment and satisfaction she gets when she watches me scarf down something she's made for supper. It makes her as happy to see me eat as I am to eat her creations. Now, why on God's green earth would I want to take that satisfaction away from her?

    Heck, as an aside ... I enjoy blow-jobs too ... doesn't mean I'm gonna give 'em!

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    I know the answer, but I won't give it to you.

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