Football

[Buckrub]

Absolute BEST football name in the history of Earth: Munchie Legaux. Good grief.

And who picked women for sideline reporters? What for? WHY?

Women sideline reporters' questions to coaches leaving at halftime:

"Coach, how important is it that you stop fumbling in the second half?"

"Coach, Gerkenkious McDaniel went out with an apparent injury where his leg fell off. What are the chances he'll come back in the second half?"

"Coach, they scored 291 points on you in the first half. What will you have to do to get back into this ball game?"

"Coach, who did your hair? it's SO cute"........

[Big Muddy]

So help me, a black kid named Munchie Bush, lives right up the road from me....best vehicle detailer around these parts.

[quercus alba]

Bucky, you left out "how are you players dealing emotionally with the fact that your
quarterbacks great grandmothers dog was hit by a car"?

[Big Muddy]

"How long have you been a black wide receiver???"





(Btw, Suzy Kolber can yank my doodle, ANYTIME!!!)

[Big Muddy]

It's a doodle, Sunny....yank my doodle....not noodle.