So, you wanna marry my daughter.....

[Big Muddy]

A couple of "kids" were madly in love. Word was passed to the parents of the girl & this sparked a concern with them. Unbeknown to the future Groom the girl had a heart problem & they decided to tell him about it before they decided to wed. So a dinner party was planed & the young couple had a GREAT time. After Dinner the ladies excused themselves & left the men to talk. the conversation went like this.....
Father: "So Son I understand you want to marry my Daughter?"
Boy: "OH YEA more than ANYTHING!!"
Father:Well Son before you marry her, her Mom & I wanted to tell you something about her we think you should know."
Boy: "Yes Sir?"
Father: "She has"ACUTE ANGINA"!
Boy: Without missing a beat, he just blurts out, " I hope so, 'cause she has the ugliest boobs,
I ever did see!!!!!!!!!

[Captain]

I dated her once....

But Kribbs would hit it.

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[Thumper]

I dated her once....

But Kribbs would hit it.

Heck, I already did. BEFORE you dated her!

BTW ... her angina WAS kind'a cute.