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  1. 12-01-2013, 06:27 PM #1
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    I need a gun name

    I need a name for my new deer rifle. "Sweetness" is my Tikka .270 cause she is sweetest gun I ever touched or shot. Now comes this new one. She's a bit evil; a long range thumper. A .257 Wby magnum.

    I need a name sorta like a stripper would have. She makes me tingle.

    Sure want to shoot something with her but nothing to shoot yet. Our Mt lion (seen twice) has eaten our deer I guess.

    Anyway, I thought of one back in September work week when I sighted her in, but senility has caused me to disremember ut.

    "Kandi" is best I can come up with but I don't really like it.

    Suggestions?
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    Sweet looking shooting iron. What are the details?
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  3. 12-01-2013, 06:32 PM #3
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    .257 Wby magnum. Boyd,s thumb hole stock in Forest Camo. Leopold VXr 4x12 scope. Super Sling II.
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    Well, if you keep laying that gun across those boards, like that, and it slips off and falls, you can call her "Busted Slut".

    Oh yeah, nice shooting iron....how 'bout "Betsy"' like Davy Crockett's rifle???....or, "Tick Licker"' like Daniel Boone's rifle???
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    It's against the law to name any gun Tick-Licker unless it's a front stuffer.....
    As dolled up as it is you should call it Hoochie!

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    Well, not a stripper, but close. I fell in love with a ... ummm ... hooker ... no ... prostitute (in Las Vegas) many, many years ago. No, I didn't "rent" her ... just "knew" her (one'a those long Thump stories). She had the sweetest sounding name I've ever heard ... Tiffany Nichole (her real name) ! I always swore if I ever had a daughter, I'd name her that (but I'd NEVER tell anyone where the name came from)!! Luckily, I've only had a son and got neutered after that.

    But, back to the subject of this post ... I really don't think Tiffany or Nichole fits as a gun name. How 'bout Gypsy? (she can float from stand to stand)

    Bunny or Bambi would be kind'a fitting. Fawn?

    Since you're looking for that Mt. Lion, how 'bout Kat or Kitty?

    Storm?

    Hmmm, "Destiny" sounds good .. kinda fitting for the prey, IF you can hit anything with it.
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  8. 12-01-2013, 08:08 PM #8
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    I kind if like "Destiny". 257 Weatherby Magnum is an interesting choice. Is there a story behind it.
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    Looking at that rifle the only name that comes to mind is SLUT. The colors in the stock look like a painted whore.
    It does have a nice sound as in "I guess I'll just that the old SLUT out this morning", " That SLUT sure can shoot"
    "The old SLUT sure can reach out and touch someone", Ain't this SLUT the prettiest thing you've ever seen"
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  10. 12-01-2013, 09:30 PM #10
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    Only a slut would have a thumbhole.

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    Miss Kitty

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    With that hole on the stock you should call it Holy Moley.

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  15. 12-02-2013, 01:40 AM #15
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    Heaven, Diamond or Starr. My personal favorites
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    "Fonda Cox" that's just funny right there.
    I'm liking that Starr. As in Bell Starr.

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  17. 12-02-2013, 06:36 AM #17
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    The Starr that I knew was alot like Buckys gun. Had many different colors of wood in her stock.....dont ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niner View Post
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    HahHAHAHAHAHA. bestious one yet! Her last name could be Lot... Like from the Bible, it's biblical I tell you!

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  20. 12-02-2013, 10:43 AM #20
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    I should learn to not expect straight answers from you dufes.

    I have a Betsy. I thought of Belle (as in "reach out and touch something") but new muzzleloader is Bluebell.

    I thought of Diedre and Pookie, but they don't grab me. I considered Obama because he's The Great Destroyer, but couldn't live with myself.

    I like Miss Kitty. Still thinking.

    As for some of you, you have no taste. This is a very pretty gun.

    The thumbhole stock is stable and functional. And I've laid my gun across the rails of a deer stand for 40 years. Accessible and very stable.

    Yeah there's a story behind the gun. I'll tell it later.
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    I name my trucks. Its seldom I name my guns. Except for one and that gun earned its name many times over. Meat in the Pot.

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    And on edit, Natty Bummpo's gun was named 'Killdeer', which ain't a bad name for a gun. At least I guess it isn't considering how poor of a writer James Fenimore Cooper was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    At least I guess it isn't considering how poor of a writer James Fenimore Cooper was.
    Them's fighting words...

    I tried giving my 2nd born Cooper as a middle name, but my Mrs. wouldn't have it as I worked for Coopers & Lybrand at the time. So, I comprosed and went with Nathaniel after Le Longue Carabine.
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  24. 12-02-2013, 01:45 PM #24
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    not into anthropomorphism. My guns are 257, 270, 30-30 etc. howsomeever, to each his own
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    How about Larry?
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    Thumbelina?

    Come ON man... that's a winner right there!
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    He wants a whore name, Len. Like Jezebel or somesuch. Delilah maybe.

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    Well, he didn't say whether he wanted a guy or gal stripper name....so, how 'bout Steely Balz.
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    He could name it "Santa".
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    Gosh Niner. That one was a reach.

    The more I think of it, the more I like Delilah. Scares the hair right off of 'em.

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