Now, this is some weird sheeit....

[Big Muddy]

There's a kinky thief who is causing a rash of burglaries in an otherwise quiet community, not too far from here.

The sister of a friend of mine, just got hit, and was robbed of nearly all her valuables in her home.

Here's the weird sheeit....in all of the robberies, the perp smears peanut butter all over the furniture, walls, cabinets, etc., then sprays Pam on everything else....this is about the fifth or sixth robbery in the same area.

[Thumper]

That reminds me .... back quite a few years ago, I spread Wesson Oil on Pam. She was a hottie and a bit on the kinky side. Is that anywhere close to the same?

[hotshot]

I wonder if that is how the cooking spray got its name... some girl named Pam that the inventor knew.