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    Happy Festivus!

    Had a rotisserie chicken and some frozen broccili rice and cheese from the mircowave for our feast. And here's my list of Grievances:

    1. There's still too many assholes in the world. Justice please
    2. There's not enough ten pound fish in the places I fish. I'd take a ten pound carp, thank you.
    3. People don't get my humor.
    4. The ones that do don't laugh.

    Tonight I plan to go outside and beat on a tree to see how many icicles I can make fall. Just one or two more drink

    Happy Festivus, for the rest of us.

    BKB

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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Chicken Dinner's Avatar
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    What, no feats if strength?
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    Icicle beating is my feat of strength, Hank.

    BKB

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    Does arranging my pillows just right count as a feat of strength? That's what I'm finna do! Happy festivus my dufistuses!
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole View Post
    Icicle beating is my feat of strength, Hank. BKB
    Posthole "beating" his icicle deserves a comment but since it's Christmas I'll let it slide.

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    I guess nobody gets my humor either..,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    I guess nobody gets my humor either..,
    Went over my head

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    That's a low bar! (Man, I am on a roll...)
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    I got your back CD ... Guess Cappy ain't a Seinfeld fan.

    Going over Cappy's head would be a "Festivus miracle."

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    What's a Seinfield?

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