Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
Southern Gentleman
Thumper is still selling those....
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LMFAO.....
I promise to give anyone here a discount!
I have a Jumbo sized model I call the "Larke Enlarger".
Can you rush ship? It's gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning, I'll probably need it.
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Ha ha! I think you missed the point! For what I "believe" you're talking about (penis enlarger), you can use the regular sized model. The jumbo option is to make YOU larger!
No YOU misunderstood! I said its gonna be 8 degrees here in the morning and I'm gonna need ALL the enlargement I can get.
When it gets that cold even John Holmes would have an innie
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Ha ha! Well, since he croaked (from AIDS) over 25 years ago ... he prolly has a perpetual "innie" these days anyway!
I think you're due for a few days at the beach house. Pack a bag and come on down. I'll meet you there!
In that kind of cold they do turtle
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
Not only is Thump the President, he's their #1 customer!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
Gonna be 7 here tonight. I'm gonna tie a string around the end of mine so's I can pull it out in the mornin'.
"Drip you pipes"....is that the same thing as "leave your faucet dripping"???
Southern Gentleman
I had to take penicillin for that once.
BKB
I had to take penicillin for that three or four times!
I'm allergic to penicillin....I had to drip my pipes.
Southern Gentleman
Did I miss something??? What has Sunny deleted now???
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Penicillin will kill me faster than any infection! I have to never misuse my pipes!
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son?Originally Posted by Captain
Well, Cappy?
Did you drip on your socks this morning, or not?
I take a half a viagra every night. I take it one quarter before bedtime and one quarter when I get up to pee. That way I don't pee on the floor when I get up at 2:00 a.m. and I also don't fall out of bed when I roll over.
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
I love the way the ads say to see a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. Heck, I'd make a beeline for a porno movie producer and work out a contract!
I will let my Paramedic son tell you what will happen if you do NOT go to a doctor for priapism.
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
I KNOW what happens ... it's a joke son ... it's a joke!
Quit editing stuff you dufe.... I'm gonna report you to the secret committee.I have no clue what you're talking about. Has the cold gotten to your brain son?
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Lol I had posted something, but then realized I put it in the wrong thread, so I deleted it and moved it to the other thread about dripping your pipes.
That dang Eddie was fast, to see my post, because I deleted it immediately and moved it to the other post about dripping pipes.
When I realized you guys were talking peckers and I was talking dripping pipes , I moved it to the right thread. Lol
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