Two things that make me horny as a Billie-Goat ...

[Thumper]

Either Champagne or Black Russians (and before you dufes say it, I'm talkin' 'bout the drink)!

Lynn brought home a bottle of Champagne for New Year's Eve and we dispatched it pretty quickly. Tomorrow is my birthday and she has some sort of surprise cooked up. We're supposed to go to Orlando tomorrow and stay overnight at the Hyatt Regency ... but that's all I know. As I was making a bite to eat for lunch just now, I found a bottle of Vodka and a bottle of Kahlua stashed in one of the kitchen cabinets. Hmmm, I "think" she may have plans for me this weekend.

[BarryBobPosthole]

I was expecting at least one of those answers to be women.

For some strange reason.

BKB

[Arty]

Or KFC

[Big Muddy]

Yeah, I know what you said, but I think you'd boink a Russian, no matter WHAT color, shape, size, or gender !!!

And, in reference to Arty's comment, if the Russian smelled of KFC, no telling WHAT sorta sex you'd perform !!!

[Thumper]

Youse guys are just plain weird! I said TWO things ... not EVERY thing. Wimmis are definitely at the top of the list!

[hotshot]

I was thinking a bottle of whiskey that comes with nipples and a cat

[BarryBobPosthole]

And its Billy Goat you old fart. Not Billie Goat. That'd be a goat that liked mules.

Unless that's what you REALLY meant.

BKB

[Buckrub]

Uh oh.

UH OH.

[Thumper]

Ha ha! I caught that after I posted it P-hole. I even tried to go back and edit it. How come we can only edit the contents of a post and not the title? Or am I missing sumpin'? I was hoping nobody would notice ... but of course I got busted by the Master-Noticer!

[BarryBobPosthole]

That's Mr Master Noticer to you, sir.

BKB

[Buckrub]

woo eeee

[Thumper]

Sheeesh, make him a member of the Secret Committee and he gets all cocky like!

[Buckrub]

Man, you got it all on the brain today, ain't ya?