We had Chinese this weekend and the slip of paper in my fortune cookie reads:
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.
I'm STILL waiting!
We had Chinese this weekend and the slip of paper in my fortune cookie reads:
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.
I'm STILL waiting!
We ate at one Sunday. My wife's said "Hallelujah". That was all.
This was on TV the other day, I forget where. Most fortune cookies are made by a Japanese-American in San Fran.
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A company in Georgia (owned by a Korean-American) makes a major portion of chopsticks and even exports them to China!
I read somewhere that Tysons exports a brazillian chicken feet a year to China. That's a lot of damn chicken feet. I have no idea what for. There's plenty of good protein just north of there. why don't they import that?
BKB
I love you Jim.
The older I get, the better I was. I also forget my password and have to have Len reset it for me
Yeah, me too, Jim. But me and Bubba ain't secret.
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Just my luck!
Barry-Bob, believe it or not, chicken feet is one of my regular orders when having Chinese.
Next time you're having them, think of all the chicken poop that got squeezed up between those toes.
You're welcome.
BKB
Added protein.
The chicken shot still appears to be present in great quantities in that picture. Holy crap. See what I did there?Originally Posted by BarryBobPosthole
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
Chicken shot?
Izzat anything like buck shot? Or more like bird shot?
I can verify the export thing. A kid (okay he's about 28 now), works for Tyson in Ft. Wayne. He studies how much feed vs the weight of the chickens at butcher time. He suggests diet alterations to maximize chicken size. .... he mentioned that we export feet, combs(rosters), etc that a typical American wouldn't touch...
Now that will get us about even in the Sino-American trade deficit huh????
Wonder what they do with the combs?
BKB
boil them til the turn to geletin. Then dunk 'em in some sauce, eat them up!
Sounds yummy.
BKB
I've actually eaten them battered and fried, but the guy who cooked them was Indonesian. I've also had them in soup. You can buy them locally at the Asian market here.
And the feathers? Are they grilled or boiled?
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They go into pillows.
I hear they make chinese lifesavers out of the buttholes.
BKB
Hmmm, I'm thinkin' here .... that may be one of the VERY FEW things I haven't had at one time or another.
And how do you then cook the pillows?
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Looks like a bowl-full of labia....'course, I'm sure you'd nibble on them, too.I've actually eaten them battered and fried, but the guy who cooked them was Indonesian. I've also had them in soup. You can buy them locally at the Asian market here.
Southern Gentleman
If you've eaten a hot dog, you've eaten worse...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
Excellent point CD! I've toured a packing house before ... the ol' hot dog vat could gross out a buzzard!
Lmfao^....
Hell, ground it up fine and mix in the right seasonings and it's all good. (I mean, who wants to let the cow's vagina go to waste?)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Raoul Duke
I'm partial to the nose and lips myself.
Now y'all are just getting plain old gross.
BKB
Can the Mods please close this thread and delete it?
Please? I know, first time ever, but geez..................
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