Bucky and P-hole go moose hunting!

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After a successful season last year, Bucky and P-hole decided to go again this season.

They hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, both Bucky and P-hole survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Bucky asked P-hole, "Any idea where we are?"

P-hole replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

[HideHunter]

Good one. First time I ever heard that was around a campfire. It was a "Sven and Ole" and the guy who did it had accents down perfectly, took about 15 minutes to tell it and I was a little drunk. Thought I was going to pee my pants before he ever got to the punch line.

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Ha ha! Yeah, it "may" have been edited "slightly".

It originally started out as: "Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad ...".