Let me be the first to say,
Thumper was so ugly when he was born his momma use to borrow a baby to take to the family reunions...
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Let me be the first to say,
Thumper was so ugly when he was born his momma use to borrow a baby to take to the family reunions...
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A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
So ugly, when he stuck his head out of the car window, he got arrested for mooning.
Or....
So ugly, his baby incubator had tinted windows.
Southern Gentleman
So ugly, his momma use to feed him with a sling shot....
He was so ugly when he was born the doctor slapped his momma.
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi
You ugly, yeah, yeah
you ugly
M-A-M-A how you think you got that way
yo mama, yeah yeah
yo mama
Thumper's head is so big you can see it on Google Maps.
BKB
So ugly they tied a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Thumpers was so ugly when he was a baby his momma use to roll him in flour and wait on him to fart to see which end to put the diaper on
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I don't care who you are, dat rat dere, is funny.Originally Posted by Captain
Southern Gentleman
Thumper is so ugly when he looks in the mirror his reflection flinches......
His Avatar is a real picture.
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
He was laying on the beach and cats kept trying to cover him up...
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
That boy is so fat that when he cut hisself last week, gravy came out
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
He's so fat his picture has to be taken from the air.
he's so fugly the first time his mama took him to town she got arrested for trapping out of season
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
He's so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
You all gunna be in a heap of trouble when he checks in!!! Lol
He's such a Pumphead that he thought Peter Pan was a hospital instrument.
BKB
Glad I didn't have anything to do with this....
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and he thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
BKB
Hey! someones posting under my name..
If you turn a dog loose to hunt – you’d better to be ready to deal with what he trees.
Thumper is so boring when he masturbates his hand falls asleep...
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That's right Hide, we musta been hacked again.... Someone is posting under ALL our names.Hey! someones posting under my name..
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Hacked? I ain't buyin' it. Sheesh, I leave youse dufes alone for ONE day and you immediately spin out of control!
Just look for the midget with the poop on his boots and that 'faraway' look in his eye and you'll find the culprit.
BKB
With that perfect description of the perp, I think I know PERSACTLY who the culprit is.
Y'all quit pointing fingers, I really don't think Bucky did it.
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Wrong, Cappy. That violates rule 2(a) and 2(b):
2(a) says "Whatever goes wrong, it's always my fault".
2(b) says "Regardless of any validity to the contrary, always blame me".
So......all this IS my fault. See?
WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.
I told them to Stop Thump...no listen...
PS: Is your birth certificate really an apology letter from the condom company?
Ha! Bite me Airbud!
Cappy spoke first and reminds me of the guy who lets out a nasty ol' SBD on an elevator. The first one to react and look around for the guilty party, usually IS the guilty party!
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