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  1. 06-24-2014, 09:41 AM #1
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    Since there's nobody here to pick on ...

    ... I'll give youse dufes a huge target. (no pun intended)

    This weekend we were invited to a friend's house for dinner. While there, the landscaping guy found a small kitten trapped in a storm drain and rescued her. After scouring the neighborhood, nobody recognized her, so we assumed, as young as she is and as dirty as she was, she was feral. Of course I'm sure you can guess who the suckers are who ended up taking her home. Well, at first she was terrified but once I got her calmed down, she turned into a complete sweetheart and a total "daddy's girl".

    She's got bright blue eyes ... slightly crossed ... so I assume she has a bit of Siamese in her (how fitting ... a Thai cat!)

    Here we are for our Sunday afternoon nap ...

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    And here's her reaction when Lynn told her she had an appointment with the ASPCA to get spayed and all of her shots first thing Monday morning!

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    Lynn burned up the phones trying to find a home for her and ended up finding a co-worker who wanted her. By this time we'd pretty much bonded and here's her reaction to the news she was being adopted out once she recovers from her surgery and shots.

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    Anyway, I picked her up yesterday afternoon and once the anesthesia wore off, she was back to being a loving, playful little ball of fur. I'll be dropping her off at Lynn's work this afternoon to meet her new parents. I think I'm gonna miss the little shit to be honest. She's curled up in my lap, purring loudly, as I type this.
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  2. 06-24-2014, 09:50 AM #2
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    Ya can't do that to her! She's bonded with you and won't understand what she did ( for the rest if her life) that made you send her away.
    She put her trust in YOU!
    Going to be a very sad cat, if you send her away.
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  3. 06-24-2014, 09:55 AM #3
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    Ummm, we have six others already ... all strays. She's young ... she'll get over it. Me on the other hand .... I'll miss her.

    Her new family spent yesterday buying food, litter box, toys, etc, and are excited about meeting her this evening.
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    sxrd1111111111111111111111edrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmkjiiiiiiiiiiiivvc dxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx9ik,mmmmmmmmmmm m

    Ha ha! That's her post for the day ... she just decided to walk across my keyboard!
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    Pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Dinner View Post
    Pussy.
    That's what makes the world go 'round!
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    What in the hell are you thinking? Spending all that eBay money on a target?
    6 cats! Man you have got to turn in your man card with NO chance of ever getting it back! Dufe!

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  8. 06-24-2014, 10:27 AM #8
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    That's down from EIGHT a year or so ago. The cool cats get adopted out ... we get stuck with the retards! (don't tell Lynn I said that!)
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    Dude... You have too many cats. Consider the source here. I'm concerned for you.
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.
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    No, LYNN has too many. Well, two are kinda-sorta mine ... (not counting the new kitten) ... it's funny how some bond strongly with her and others prefer me. Mine go outside during the day and chase butterflies and shit. Here're "my" cats ... GG watching her man Duke playing with a snake. (ya' know anybody who can pressure wash that driveway?)

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    Bang, bang....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
    Bang, bang....
    You aimin' at my cats or that snake?

    Since P-hole is off swimming with sharks and gettin' drunk every night ... I'll fill in for him with the youtube videos.

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    You are gay, no doubt about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    You aimin' at my cats or that snake?
    That snake ain't hurtin' nobody....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Skyz View Post
    You are gay, no doubt about it.
    Why? 'Cause I like Nancy Sinatra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
    That snake ain't hurtin' nobody....
    Ask Big Sky about that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Skyz View Post
    You are gay, no doubt about it.
    He does favor Jim Neighbors...

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    Ha ha ha ha! Lynn just called from work. She just now got around to opening the paperwork from the ASPCA. It seems this little kitty didn't get spayed afterall ... HE got neutered!

    (Lynn checked Sunday and announced "she" was a little girl ... I never thought to double check!)
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    Well I, for one, am glad some folks have cats....just not me. No cats will live here. I do....ummmm...."feed" the neighbors cat though. He/she seems to be rather partial to the chipmunks and squirrels I leave for it out in the yard.

    Keeps me from having to "relocate" the little vermins.
    My "disability" does not make me "disabled".


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    We have another little kitty who loves squirrel also ... actually, they love each other!

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    How dare you post a picture of Interspecies fornication.
    This is a family site!

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    Might be wrong or even uncouth but is there a joke in here somewhere about Jim's preference for ... nope, sorry, am thinking I had best not go there. Carry on.
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    Transvestites?
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    Ok, I'm getting really tired of you guys picking on me.
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    So let me get this right. You're giving away a little free pussy?

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    Like. ^^^^^^
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    Youse dufes will miss me when I'm gone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper View Post
    Ha ha ha ha! Lynn just called from work. She just now got around to opening the paperwork from the ASPCA. It seems this little kitty didn't get spayed afterall ... HE got neutered!

    (Lynn checked Sunday and announced "she" was a little girl ... I never thought to double check!)

    this answers a lot of questions
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    I'm not sure it's been said.... But you're gay.
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