Hmmmm. Not sure why I hadn't thought of this.

You wanna pay me for the cast iron pile I've accumulated for you??? Here's my offer:

I bring it to you in my very limited window of opportunity this fall.............and we go out to the farm and you shoot me a deer and cape it out.......two would be better!!!.....and I bring the cape(s) back to FIX the two I have on the wall where the hair is falling out and have my taxidermist fix them.

OR, if it would not be more expensive........I bring the two that the hair is falling out, we do the above, and YOUR taxidermist fixes them.

AND, I leave the cast iron and come home.