Bet it wasn't squirrels at all, I bet it was those darned deer. I suggest you plug the fattest looking one and get your corn back via some tasty, corn-fed venison.
Reading down through here that very thought and comment was on my mind.
Brilliant minds think alike....
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW, What a Ride!"