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    %{|<#|\.?>~!@ Squirrel

    Last edited by Sunshine; 08-12-2015 at 10:58 PM.

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    And here I thought you were just happy to see me.

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    Day'um, Sunny, what'd you expect???....the squirrels are just doing what squirrels are supposed to do....they screw, then sleep, and then eat the tastiest handiest snack they can find....hence, your corn....come to think about it, humans do pretty much the same thing....'cept I like Cheetos.
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    Pretty sure squirrels don't check for expiration dates Sunny. They don't care if it's 3 days, 30 years, or 100 years old. If it's corn they are going to eat it.

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    Who, me?
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
    Cornfed squirrel for dinner at Sunny's place.
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    Well, I like corned beef, so I suppose "corned squirrel" wouldn't be so bad.
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    heheheheh
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    He ought to be marbled up pretty good with all that corn finishing.

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    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks Sunny and gents
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    Bet it wasn't squirrels at all, I bet it was those darned deer. I suggest you plug the fattest looking one and get your corn back via some tasty, corn-fed venison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Bet it wasn't squirrels at all, I bet it was those darned deer. I suggest you plug the fattest looking one and get your corn back via some tasty, corn-fed venison.
    Reading down through here that very thought and comment was on my mind.
    Brilliant minds think alike....
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    Hey squirrels gotta eat too.

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    I'd still blame it on the deer. They got more meat on their bones...
    Take one out. You will feel better.
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    Note to self: If I ever find my way over to the left coast and stop by to visit Sunny DONT BOTHER HER INDIAN CORN

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    One quart of Wilderberry reserved for Sunny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ3 View Post
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks Sunny and gents
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
    Note to self: If I ever find my way over to the left coast and stop by to visit Sunny DONT BOTHER HER INDIAN CORN
    every thing I think of to say... Has already been said!


    Sorry bout your corn sunny.
    Go buy another ear. Toss it in a bag of rat poison powder... and put it in the same spot as that one was in.

    That'll teach that theiven' little fucker!

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    Have gun.. Will travel..

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    I thought HH could put a nice period on the end of this sentence
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    A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!

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    I guess I won't be bringing my nephew trick or treating to Sunny's place this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
    No the deer don't come up on the front deck and there was small pieces all over the place and cob was under a chair.
    If a deer had managed to sneak up on my small front deck, I'd think it would just carry it off and no way would it pick it clean in the deck.
    Fricken little &hit!
    How can you be so sure Sunny?

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    "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain

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    This thread is SO "Good Hunting".............
    WARNING - Due to the rising costs of ammunition, warning shots will no longer be given.

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    Speaking of GOOD HUNTING ... your troubles may be over Sunny. I think they got him!


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    That picture I posted last night of the squirrel with the Indian Corn Teeth, I swear I was gonna abuse my Admin powers and change Sunny's profile picture and put it up!
    But knowing how Sunny would react to being "hacked" I was not really sure I wanted to take the Ass-Whoopin' she was sure to deliver...
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    You're a smart feller there, Buddy. I got scared just readin' that!
    If we all threw our problems in a pile, and you saw everyone else's problems-- you'd take yours back.

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    Houston! There may be a problem! There was more than one'a those thieving little bastages! They just caught another one sneaking up onto Sunny's deck!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
    As for the little soldiers......... Ya can always count on a little man to get the job done!!! Lol
    Ummm, surely you didn't just make a reference to Mr. Sunny's "short-comings" did you?
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