What I've learned on this trip...
If you are not seeing bears follow these instructions and one will show up!
Get an empty water bottle.
Dig through several layers of cold weather clothes and pull out your "short arm".
Start filling up the "pee" bottle.
Look up there will be a bear standing in the road...
It's happened to me twice this trip already!
A Government that pays people to do nothing destorys their willingness to do anything!
Moral of the story ... don't drink and you won't pee.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
That was always my guaranteed way to bring on a strike when walleye fishing.
Usually when the apaches and future father-in-laws attack too. lots of bad things happen when you're standing around with your dingus in your hand
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
Albert Einstein
Tie string to your short arm to speed up the "finding" process.
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