Well, yeah, there's an END, I guess............but geez.
First a heart attack. Not the garden variety, either, but the "Widowmaker". 4% live. I live.
Then it was.....after a lifetime of stomach issues.......a doc that finds the actual malady, "microscopic colitis", in same family as Chron's. Never can heal, but better'n I used to be. Sure would love to be able to eat onions, though. Sigh.
Then it was late-life Asthma. What the heck? Asthma? Inhalers in every pocket. One big one every morning.
Oh, and the worst skin since sharpei dogs! Dermatologist calls in med students when I have an appointment. Just got rid of a 45 year (not kidding) rash!
I call my GP my "Generalogist" because I have an "ologist" for everything.
SO.................all that is bad enough.........but I'm flopping through Al Gore's Internet yesterday and reading e-zines, and what do I find????????? Oh just that the ingredient in Benadryl, if taken in high doses for years, WILL cause Alzheimers.
GEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Like most old men, I can't sleep. Can't get to sleep, can't stay asleep. So years ago I started downing a big old slug of Z-Quil, or Benadryl, or Walgreen Equivalent, every night. BIG slug. Help(ed) a lot. Finally got some rest.
And now I'm senile. Insane. Alzheimers. I swear. Al Freaking Heimers! I'm already the laughing stock of the ROMEO club because I can't remember half of the high school memories they all talk about. I still have NO memory of any girl in our class named Marilyn Scott (ok, never mind, you'd have to have been at the table), and now it becomes clear (though dang little ELSE does!!) why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully, they won't diagnose me officially with that, till at least my next annual physical in September. When they name something officially, you can't ever get rid of it.
But geez! Of course, I threw the bottle of Wal-Z or whatever it was named, away. And last night, I took about 2 hours to get to sleep. And woke up at 4:00.
I sure do hope that next life is better'n this one. Good grief. What's next, toenail fungus found to be fatal?