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    Last week's headlines....

    Somebody finally summed up last week's dramatic headlines about the dress and the escaped llamas:


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    It's gold and white... on a blue llama
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    Maybe a skinny alpaca and a blue and gold dress? Or blue grass and a green and gold dress on a.....

    aggghhhhhhhhhhh
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    Blue and gold on a white and gray llama.

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    You know, I still cannot figure out what the big deal was. So items look different colours in different light? Duh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
    You know, I still cannot figure out what the big deal was. So items look different colours in different light? Duh!
    True dat, Johnboy....but, the escaped Ariz. llamas ruled the airwaves for several hours, last week....a real "llama drama".

    I'm surprised Al Sharpton wasn't screaming racism because the white llama was quite a bit larger, ran faster, was willy and smarter, and the last one to be rounded up.
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    Trav and I were hunting one day on our old lease and came to a fence so Trav, being the ideal gate bitch that he is, got out to open the gate when up from nowhere comes a llama from the other side. Every time Trav would walk up to the gate, that llama would start working up a load of spit and act like he was gonna rare up and box him with his front feet. It was a conundrum! It took some doing before that llama allowed us through that damned gate. I guess they have some strong protective instincts. I guess our landlord had them to fend off the coyotes.

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    We owned two of them, several years ago....a male and a female....funniest danged animals I've ever been around, until the male gets horny....mean as a whitetail, during the rut....he'd bite, spit, run over you, and stomp you....finally sold them to an old lady, who kept them inside her house....they lounged around on her furniture like pets....totally destroyed the inside of her house, one day when the male tried to chase down and breed the female.

    The weirdest and funniest thing about them is they do their breeding, while laying down.
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    The weirdest and funniest thing about them is they do their breeding, while laying down
    I would imagine you do too. Well at least most of the time.

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    Haha, yeah, but I ain't got four legs.


    Here's a young male llama who hasn't got a clue how to please his woman.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALwtA9Eer5k
    Last edited by Big Muddy; 03-03-2015 at 03:10 PM.
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