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    Senior Member (too much time on their hands) Buckrub's Avatar
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    The average Johnson...........(until Thump dies)

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/well...nis/ar-BBibcB0

    When Thump passes on, the average will no doubt go way up..........contrary to his bogus claims. Least that's what Lynn tells me.
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    Well damn, that explains a lot.. That makes me 4" shorter than normal and 4" longer than normal. Always wondered where it went..
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    Ha! The only thing I'm wondering is why you Googled this in the first place.
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    I didn't. It was a 'caught my eye' on MSN.com.........
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    He reminds me of Foghorn P. Leghorn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckrub View Post
    I didn't. It was a 'caught my eye' on MSN.com.........
    Suuuuure ... okaaaaay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine View Post
    Hubby will be happy to know his is way larger then average!!! Lol
    Makes HIM happy, or YOU happy ?????
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    Does he know that you posted that "big brag" about him, from your above post???
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    So, we can only assume that YOU were the one, using the measuring tape, huh???....was he asleep or inebriated or you cold-cocked him(funny pun)???....in either case, the flaccid measurement would have been utilized....impressive !!!
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